Things I Wish I Could Say With a Straight Face"

"I have no expectations whatsoever in whatever this is. I will simply enjoy our time together and not overthink things"

"Being a perennial klutz is so fun!"

"I don't mind being single forever. And ever. And ever"

"I like you. May magagawa ka ba? Wala. So just shut up and accept it, okay?"

"I have total confidence in myself. Self-doubt is such a foreign concept to me. I rock!"

But alas...